Catholic Guilt

Say ten Hail Marys and light a match.

Catholic Guilt

Catholic Guilt smells like incense, candle wax, and secrets too heavy for heaven.

It’s the inside of a confessional booth at midnight — varnished wood, clove smoke, and the faint echo of breath held between “forgive me, Father” and whatever came next. The air is thick with centuries of sin and splinters, beeswax polish, and breathless repentance.

Frankincense curls like smoke through stained glass light, myrrh clings to the stone like shame, and patchouli hums beneath it all — dark, warm, and human. There’s dust from hymnals, the ghost of old varnish, and that unmistakable chill of sanctity gone slightly sour.

Then comes the communion wine — sweet, red, and a little metallic — the kind that stains your tongue and conscience equally. The pews groan, the candles flicker, and someone whispers a prayer they don’t mean.

It’s a Hail Mary whispered through lipstick and laughter, a confession that sounds more like a love letter, and a cathedral that smells like the ghost of every bad decision ever made in God’s house.

Wear it when: You want to smell like divine intervention with questionable motives.

Endorsed by zero popes and one very disappointed nun.

Scent family: Resinous • Dusty Wood • Spiced Amber • Unholy Smoke

Important Notice: Due to shipping restrictions, perfumes cannot be delivered outside of Australia. We apologize for any inconvenience, but this item is only available for domestic shipping within Australia.

Ingredients- Denatured Alcohol, Water, Parfum.

Vegan Friendly, Small batch, Hand mixed in Boorloo (Perth), Cruelty free, Female owned local business. 

How to Use: To apply the perfume, hold the bottle about 3-6 inches from your skin and spritz lightly on pulse points, such as your wrists, neck, and behind your ears. These areas are warmer, helping to diffuse the fragrance throughout the day. Avoid rubbing your wrists together after application to preserve the scent’s integrity. For a longer-lasting effect, apply on well-moisturized skin.

Important Safety Information: In the unlikely event that you experience any irritation, redness, or an allergic reaction, discontinue use immediately and rinse the affected area with water. If symptoms persist, consult a healthcare professional. Always perform a patch test before using any new fragrance, especially if you have sensitive skin. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the fragrance quality.