Couldn’t Organise a Piss-up in a Brewery!

Couldn’t Organise a Piss-up in a Brewery!

A beautifully refreshing tribute to the mate who arrives late, forgets the esky, loses the car keys, and somehow still ends up running the barbecue.

Crack open an ice-cold lager and let the first fizzy rush hit. Sweet malt and crisp hops recreate that unmistakable freshly poured beer aroma, while subtle fruity berries brighten the blend, giving it a surprisingly clean, easy-drinking finish. It’s unmistakably beer—but more “lazy Sunday at the pub” than “sticky carpet at last drinks.”

Unexpectedly wearable, unapologetically Australian, and guaranteed to become a conversation starter, this is the fragrance for people who appreciate a good laugh, a cold pint, and the occasional spectacular organisational failure.

Notes: Sweet Malt • Crisp Hops • Fruity Berries

Wear it when: you want to smell like the first cold beer after mowing the lawn, long afternoons in a beer garden, and the friend who always says, “She’ll be right,” despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Scent family: Aromatic • Lager Accord • Aussie Pub Classic

Important Notice: Due to shipping restrictions, perfumes cannot be delivered outside of Australia. We apologize for any inconvenience, but this item is only available for domestic shipping within Australia.

Ingredients- Denatured Alcohol, Water, Parfum.

Vegan Friendly, Small batch, Hand mixed in Boorloo (Perth), Cruelty free, Female owned local business. 

How to Use: To apply the perfume, hold the bottle about 3-6 inches from your skin and spritz lightly on pulse points, such as your wrists, neck, and behind your ears. These areas are warmer, helping to diffuse the fragrance throughout the day. Avoid rubbing your wrists together after application to preserve the scent’s integrity. For a longer-lasting effect, apply on well-moisturized skin.

Important Safety Information: In the unlikely event that you experience any irritation, redness, or an allergic reaction, discontinue use immediately and rinse the affected area with water. If symptoms persist, consult a healthcare professional. Always perform a patch test before using any new fragrance, especially if you have sensitive skin. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the fragrance quality.