Crucifixion Cakes

Nothing says “Aussie holiday chaos” like the sacrilegious sight of hot cross buns sneaking their way onto supermarket shelves before you've even wiped the Christmas ham crumbs off your chin.

Crucifixion Cakes captures that spicy, absurd moment — the warm cinnamon, nutmeg, and a burst of orange and lemon zest that somehow feels both comforting and borderline sacrilegious.

It's like being offered Easter treats when you're still recovering from the New Year’s champagne headache.

A fragrance that wraps you in the nostalgia of unreasonably early festive indulgence, family gatherings, and those gloriously unnecessary buns that arrive well before Easter actually shows up. Embrace the madness, and remember — the buns are inevitable.

Important Notice: Due to shipping restrictions, perfumes cannot be delivered outside of Australia. We apologize for any inconvenience, but this item is only available for domestic shipping within Australia.

Ingredients- Denatured Alcohol, Water, Parfum.

Vegan Friendly, Small batch, Hand mixed in Boorloo (Perth), Cruelty free, Female owned local business. 

How to Use: To apply the perfume, hold the bottle about 3-6 inches from your skin and spritz lightly on pulse points, such as your wrists, neck, and behind your ears. These areas are warmer, helping to diffuse the fragrance throughout the day. Avoid rubbing your wrists together after application to preserve the scent’s integrity. For a longer-lasting effect, apply on well-moisturized skin.

Important Safety Information: In the unlikely event that you experience any irritation, redness, or an allergic reaction, discontinue use immediately and rinse the affected area with water. If symptoms persist, consult a healthcare professional. Always perform a patch test before using any new fragrance, especially if you have sensitive skin. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the fragrance quality.