Florist Gump

Life is like a box of petals — you never know what drama you’re gonna get.

Florist Gump bursts open with lush, over-the-top peony — big, loud, extra, and absolutely fabulous.
It’s floral flamboyance at full volume.
Summer love energy, chaotic flirtation, and soft pink petals flying everywhere like you tripped into a bouquet (on purpose).

It smells bright, sweet, and just a little unhinged — the perfume equivalent of running through a field in slow motion while being wildly overdramatic about it.
Romantic? Yes.
Camp? Absolutely.
Subtle? Couldn’t be me.

Peony blooms take center stage, but with a sensual twist — warm, soft, and a little dizzying, like a crush that hits out of nowhere and leaves glitter in your brain.

Wear it when: You want to smell like main character energy in a flower shop rom-com.

Inspired by: Big blooms, bigger feelings, and the camp chaos of accidental romance
Scent family: Peony • Sweet Floral • Summer Bright • Playfully Dramatic

Important Notice: Due to shipping restrictions, perfumes cannot be delivered outside of Australia. We apologize for any inconvenience, but this item is only available for domestic shipping within Australia.

Ingredients- Denatured Alcohol, Water, Parfum.

Vegan Friendly, Small batch, Hand mixed in Boorloo (Perth), Cruelty free, Female owned local business. 

How to Use: To apply the perfume, hold the bottle about 3-6 inches from your skin and spritz lightly on pulse points, such as your wrists, neck, and behind your ears. These areas are warmer, helping to diffuse the fragrance throughout the day. Avoid rubbing your wrists together after application to preserve the scent’s integrity. For a longer-lasting effect, apply on well-moisturized skin.

Important Safety Information: In the unlikely event that you experience any irritation, redness, or an allergic reaction, discontinue use immediately and rinse the affected area with water. If symptoms persist, consult a healthcare professional. Always perform a patch test before using any new fragrance, especially if you have sensitive skin. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the fragrance quality.