Holy Mother (F*cker)

Holy Mother (F*cker)

And lo, she said, “Oh, honey, no”—then burned your family tree to the ground.

She’s the womb that rocked the world—and she’s here to smell divine and dangerous..

Juicy pear and ambrette start soft—suspiciously sweet, like a hymn before the heresy.

The heart of Turkish rose and powdered orris cracks like a rosary whip—beautiful, punishing, and definitely not here for your nonsense.

The dry-down wraps around you like a velvet threat: creamy cedarwood, vanilla, and the kind of maternal warmth that could absolutely smother you in your sleep.

Holy Mother (F*cker): part fertility goddess, part PTA President, all divine wrath. She’s not mad. Just...disappointed. Eternally.

Inspired by God Is A Woman by Ariana Grande

Important Notice: Due to shipping restrictions, perfumes cannot be delivered outside of Australia. We apologize for any inconvenience, but this item is only available for domestic shipping within Australia.

Ingredients- Denatured Alcohol, Water, Parfum.

Vegan Friendly, Small batch, Hand mixed in Boorloo (Perth), Cruelty free, Female owned local business. 

How to Use: To apply the perfume, hold the bottle about 3-6 inches from your skin and spritz lightly on pulse points, such as your wrists, neck, and behind your ears. These areas are warmer, helping to diffuse the fragrance throughout the day. Avoid rubbing your wrists together after application to preserve the scent’s integrity. For a longer-lasting effect, apply on well-moisturized skin.

Important Safety Information: In the unlikely event that you experience any irritation, redness, or an allergic reaction, discontinue use immediately and rinse the affected area with water. If symptoms persist, consult a healthcare professional. Always perform a patch test before using any new fragrance, especially if you have sensitive skin. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the fragrance quality.