Lawn and Order

The grass is always greener — especially when you're locked in a silent, weekly war with Geoff from number 12. One spritz and you’re back in the heat of Aussie suburbia: Victa roaring, thongs smacking, the air thick with fresh-cut grass, Aeroguard, and tension. It's crisp, sweet, and undeniably competitive. Notes of backyard cricket glory, suspiciously burnt snags, and the haunting screech of a magpie on patrol. And bindis? A cardinal sin. If your lawn’s got bindis, your reputation’s already in the bin. This scent? It smells like victory, vengeance, and a cheeky Bunnings run before noon. 

Important Notice: Due to shipping restrictions, perfumes cannot be delivered outside of Australia. We apologize for any inconvenience, but this item is only available for domestic shipping within Australia.

Ingredients- Denatured Alcohol, Water, Parfum.

Vegan Friendly, Small batch, Hand mixed in Boorloo (Perth), Cruelty free, Female owned local business. 

How to Use: To apply the perfume, hold the bottle about 3-6 inches from your skin and spritz lightly on pulse points, such as your wrists, neck, and behind your ears. These areas are warmer, helping to diffuse the fragrance throughout the day. Avoid rubbing your wrists together after application to preserve the scent’s integrity. For a longer-lasting effect, apply on well-moisturized skin.

Important Safety Information: In the unlikely event that you experience any irritation, redness, or an allergic reaction, discontinue use immediately and rinse the affected area with water. If symptoms persist, consult a healthcare professional. Always perform a patch test before using any new fragrance, especially if you have sensitive skin. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the fragrance quality.