Light As A Feather, Stiff As A Board

Don’t ask if it worked. Ask what followed you home.

Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board

Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board smells like that one sleepover where someone swore they levitated — and someone else’s mum still won’t talk about the carpet burn.
It’s warm vanilla and cinnamon smoke, teenage angst in a black velvet scrunchie, and the faint scent of supermarket incense you definitely set off the smoke alarm with.

There’s a flicker of pepper and clove, like sparks from a lighter you weren’t meant to have, and an undertone of nostalgia so potent it might actually hum to The Craft soundtrack.
It’s the smell of bad eyeliner, good intentions, and the kind of power you only feel when you’re 14, sleep-deprived, and convinced you’ve unlocked the spirit realm.

Now we’re the ones paying bills, burning sage, and pretending our kids’ tarot decks aren’t just phase two of the family curse.

Wear it when: You want to smell like teen witch nostalgia and unfinished business.

Summoned accidentally during a 1998 sleepover.
Scent family: Smoky Vanilla • Spiced Incense • Cinnamon Fire • Witch After Dark

Important Notice: Due to shipping restrictions, perfumes cannot be delivered outside of Australia. We apologize for any inconvenience, but this item is only available for domestic shipping within Australia.

Ingredients- Denatured Alcohol, Water, Parfum.

Vegan Friendly, Small batch, Hand mixed in Boorloo (Perth), Cruelty free, Female owned local business. 

How to Use: To apply the perfume, hold the bottle about 3-6 inches from your skin and spritz lightly on pulse points, such as your wrists, neck, and behind your ears. These areas are warmer, helping to diffuse the fragrance throughout the day. Avoid rubbing your wrists together after application to preserve the scent’s integrity. For a longer-lasting effect, apply on well-moisturized skin.

Important Safety Information: In the unlikely event that you experience any irritation, redness, or an allergic reaction, discontinue use immediately and rinse the affected area with water. If symptoms persist, consult a healthcare professional. Always perform a patch test before using any new fragrance, especially if you have sensitive skin. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the fragrance quality.