Screaming In Seamen

Permission to come aboard… denied.

Screaming in Seamen isn’t your captain’s cologne. It’s a brash, uniform-popping, below-deck bender of a scent. It crashes in with icy mint, cardamom, and lavender—like a disciplinary slap from a very stern (but undeniably hot) officer.

The heart pulses with cinnamon, orange blossom, and virile swagger, all wrapped in the soft-but-masculine caress of tonka bean, vanilla, and musk.

It’s nostalgic, nautical, and just a little bit unhinged—think a sailor on shore leave in a 90s gay bar, freshly shaved and ready to sin.

Wear it when: you like your fragrances bold, spicy, and just the right amount of nautical nonsense.

Inspired by: Le Male by Jean Paul Gaultier
Scent family: Aromatic-Spicy • Nautical Nostalgia • Below-Deck Chaos

Important Notice: Due to shipping restrictions, perfumes cannot be delivered outside of Australia. We apologize for any inconvenience, but this item is only available for domestic shipping within Australia.

Ingredients- Denatured Alcohol, Water, Parfum.

Vegan Friendly, Small batch, Hand mixed in Boorloo (Perth), Cruelty free, Female owned local business. 

How to Use: To apply the perfume, hold the bottle about 3-6 inches from your skin and spritz lightly on pulse points, such as your wrists, neck, and behind your ears. These areas are warmer, helping to diffuse the fragrance throughout the day. Avoid rubbing your wrists together after application to preserve the scent’s integrity. For a longer-lasting effect, apply on well-moisturized skin.

Important Safety Information: In the unlikely event that you experience any irritation, redness, or an allergic reaction, discontinue use immediately and rinse the affected area with water. If symptoms persist, consult a healthcare professional. Always perform a patch test before using any new fragrance, especially if you have sensitive skin. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the fragrance quality.